650 guests are set to attend a wedding breakfast at Buckingham Palace following the April 29 ceremony. Those guests include aristocrats, philanthropists, financiers, and of course family and friends, among others. According to the UK Daily Mirror, some subjects are, shall we say, off limits - due to certain guests being sensitive to talk of them.
Here are the ones we found most entertaining:
Who: Timur Kuanyshev (Kazakhstani oil and gas billionaire)
Connection to William and Kate: Introduced to the royal family by Prince Michael of Kent in 2009.
Off-limits: Borat. Kuanyshev is not a fan of the Sacha Baron Cohen character.
Who: Count Kalnoky of Transylvania (Romanian aristocrat whose lineage dates back to the 12th century)
Connection to William and Kate: Landlord for Prince Charles' romanian properties
Off-limits: Dracula. Don't go there. Just don't. If you are interested in the story of the real Dracula, look up Vlad the Impaler.
Who: Rear Admiral Sir Donald Gosling and Miss Gabriella Di Nora
Connection to William and Kate: Charles and Camilla once used Sir Donald's £50 million, 246 ft. yacht for a Caribbean cruise
Off limits: The sea. Don't mention it. Rear Admiral is strictly an honorary title for Gosling, who apparently made handsome contributions to various Naval charities.
Who: Lucia Santa Cruz (Daughter of former Chilean ambassador)
Connection to William and Kate: She was Charles' first girlfriend. She also introduced him to Camilla Shand.
Off-limits: Augusto Pinochet. Santa Cruz was a supporter of the disgraced dictator.
Who: Gary Goldsmith
Connection to William and Kate: He's Kate's uncle!
Off-limits: The list of things you can mention to this guy is shorter... Goldsmith was filmed cutting lines of cocaine while boasting of his royal connection. He dated a lap dancer and allegedly kept a box full of cocaine at the foot of his bed. Also, his £5 million villa is named "Maison de Bang Bang." Black sheep much?
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Let go to the bang bang snort snort mansion!
Where is the vip list lol
Let me pull on the leg, Bang bang
I do, very nice.
there is much more important news we should be reading than a guest list of the royal wedding....dontchya think!!!!
Well then don't read it
Please notify your local authorities immediately! You must report the person who held a gun to your head and made you both read this article AND respond to it.
P.S. This is the entertainment section....idiot.
Yeah, she's a real idiot. To attempt to educate particular people, you have to go to them, they won't come to you. And here they are.
We love to talk like borat in my house. vey nice vey nice....how much?
Are you guys serious? Transylvania is a very real place. Nowadays part of Romania but historically belonging to Hungary. And for your information CNN Count Kalnoky is not a Romanian aristocrat but a Hungarian one. There are 1.6 million Hungarians living in Transylvania who were forced upon Romanian culture after WW2. Please be acurate!
Who gives a crap?
VERY NICE!!!! I A BORAT FROMA KAZAKSTAN!!! RIGHT NOW MYA SON ANDA ME ARE HAVING A SAUSAGE MEASURING CONTEST PLUS A SAUSAGE FIGHTING CONTEST WITHA OTHER OLD KAZAK MENA!!!
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people need to lern how to spell on these blog sights and use propar grammar!
lern? you're talking about other peoples spelling......
It's actually- learn not lern, sites not sights, and proper not propar
Really and Reader do you seriously not recognize sarcasm when you read it? Cmon man!
Really? I guess all they will be talking about is the weather!
Transylvania is a very real place, folks. However, the tale of dracula is a vastly overtold tale, trying to depict in some mediocore way the way by which vlad tepes ruled. Dracula should be off limits, transylvania, however; there is much to discuss.
Who gives a crapola?
Also, historically, transylvania was not a part of hungary. It was part of what once was, and has been divided into several places, wallachia.
Your mom is in Translyvania.
How about Nazi jokes are this off limits??
Mansion da bang bang this guy is the Charlie sheen of Europe!
Really. Ron JJ you seriously stole my name. Just ask any other blogger that has seen my blogs. But I probably inspired you. But anyways Im going to send Borat to hit you with his meat stick!
Just the sort of parasites you would expect royalty to hang-out with.
This should be a VERY short and boring dinner!
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Really, Ruxandra??? Transylvania was not part of Hungary?? You are so funny honey...I'm glad that The Moldavian Republic is part of Russia today and the are no Hungarians in Romania nowadays...only Gypsies and Romanians..or maybe just Gypsies. Yes, Count Kalnoky sounds like a very Romanian name to me,rite....???
When Do They Get To The Part About Prince William Already Being Married To Me! He Is Openly Going To Commit Bigomy. Im Also The Rightful Heir To The Crown. Rom:13 Annoited By God My Father
Are Dumbo jokes permissible? (...I have your back, Charles)
Ugly mistress jokes? (... you too, Camilla)
Kate is so beautiful why couldn't she mary me? So what if I'm married allready
You are a stupid people,you've should read the historyto lern more about Romania because I am from there,and Romania este not a gypsy countrythey are latins and Vlad Tepes it was the best and he defended his country from Otoman Imporium,he was very cruel with his anemy but he was the best leader we ever had,Dracula is a stupid name some people gave it to him without reading the history.Moldova is a state in Romania not country you stupid.
Your post sounds stupid....
Moldova is a state in Romania? Go educate yourself.
How dreadful! The breakfast conversation has to be politically correct, but the Obamas still aren't invited? WTH?
Why should they be? Did you invite the Obamas to your wedding? Did any married person you know invite the Obamas to their wedding? Didn't think so.
Stop whining fanboy.
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Who cares what this steaming pile of indolent Eurotrash and the tin-pot politibaby get their panties up in a bunch about? Apparently Brits are really into useless, obsolete icons of power and wishful thinking and are willing to empower them still. Thank God the Founding Fathers kicked them out before the 1800's.
Brits also chuckle when semi-literate buffoons try to insult them.
Exactly. I think schools shluod have at least one person that is specialized in these kind of things. That if a child has certain behavioral patterns that this is a person that approaches him/her and gets him/her to open up. Completely anonymous and free of consequenses. They didn't have that at my school at least, I don't know how it is in other schools or countries. But in The Netherlands they don't pay much attention to domestic violence and childhood abuse.
Ah, the Ottoman Imporium. I got a great chair/ottoman combo there back in '06.
I say old chap that all issues should be on the table. Indubitably. Tut tut.
3 stooges coming there as a few of their 650 guests.
Thant Uncle is a mess..............I have a cousin Joey who's a drunk and gets into more trouble than the law allows.
Mansion de bang bang lool. Now that's funny. What kind of limousines are they arriving in?
When people who are from Romania do not have a handle on the English language any further than to call Americans "stupid," I suggest such people go back to Romania...fast, and NOT entertain blogs as their chief form of educating the "stupid" world. You say state, we say country...I'm sure you're a regular historian comic at the dinner table. FYI-does it occur to you that your country is not important enough about which all must recall stagnant nano-factoids? Or, are YOU "stupid?"
FYI, that Hungarian kid – DEZSO- brought it up first, and other Romanians defended their country. As a Romanian, I agree they should have used better English.
I've been asked several times if I'm a vampire. In broad daylight. I do not consider those people stupid. Just ignorant.
Just because other people don't speak your language correctly doesn't give you the right to call them stupid. Do you speak their language? Even at the level they're speaking English? ....
Romanian,
When you were asked in broad daylight whether or not you were a vampire, you should have said yes. Ignorant people like that can often be a source of great amusement. In addition, by bringing to light their ignorance in that manner, you can occasionally teach them to think before they talk.
You should not be so mad at ignorant people, they are typically the ones that fall for you Romanians tricks and become victims of your bloodsucking ways.
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For the love of God stop it with this Vlad the Impaler and Dracula association. It's so stupid!!
Yes he was special in his own little way, but no he was not Dracula. You know why boys and girls? Because Dracula doesn't exist, neither does Sasquatch nor Santa.
Sorry about the whole Santa thing... You had to find out somehow.
You should really blow their minds and tell them how the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, and Jesus don't exist either.
Your Mom was impaled. Bwahahahahahaahahahahhahaha!!!!
I feel sorry for the British taxpayer, any idea how much this latest royal meltdown will cost them?
Yea... at the expense of tuition budget cut for young students. Feel bad for them.
Thanks for spending time on the computer (winrtig) so others don't have to.
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Sounds to me like The Uncle's "The Impaler" and Camilla's Dracula.
I'd like to ask Liz, "So hey, aren't ya glad it was The Other Famous Liz that died first?". Lol.
I wish them all the very best, beautiful couple. Xox
Are the Salahi's invited?
Has that ever stopped them before?
I thought this article was a joke.. Someone needs to tell these people that its 2011.. Noone outside of Britain cares about this wedding of snobs.. Get over yourselves people, I wouldn't even go if I was invited, I'd rather stay home and watch the playoffs!
Well there really is no accounting for taste, or lack thereof in your case.
In the future, please do not speak for anyone other than yourself, because I doubt many people want to be associated with you or your views.
melanie, you sound like you have great taste, we should hangout sometime.
rick fell for it! what a moron!
Also, make sure you call soccer football. That's the most insulting thing to the Brits. Why? I wish I knew
I think Obama would take a dump in his wimpy a$$ if he figured out he had to face Vlad Terpes.
BORAT JOKES AND Dracula jokes would be in the poorest of taste on any wedding day, let alone that of Will& Kate. has the world forgotten how to be LADIES & GENTLEMEN?
IF WE HAVE--FOR SHAME
Rear-Admiral Hmmmmmm..... Has he kept up his dues in GLAAD?
Of course Borat was lying. Kazakhstan has its problems, but Cohen wasn't focusing on real problems. The people of Kazakhstan are fantastic, and the country itself has some of the most amazing landscape you can see. The traditions and culture are also unique and special. He chose Kazakhstan because he needed a real country that people could research and see is real, but that nobody knew anything about. Could have been any of the 'stans – Kazakhstan just got "lucky", and now they'll be associated with Borat for the next twenty years.
Every wedding has a cast of characters you don't talk certain subjects with. I'm just thinking about mine and my girlfriend's families, and our impending future wedding. Bah... Black sheep, weirdos. You think money makes that go away?
You seriously did not quote Wikipedia as a source for information....? A website that can be changed by ANYONE that can access the web. It's source files are any nut job out there that's wants to contribute. Look at what happened to the jazz artist that won Best New Artist at the Grammy's. She beat Bieber and his dans changed all her information on her Wiki page. It even has death threats about her now. Almost every college in the USA now bans Wiki from being used as a source for reports. Most give an immediate zero grade now too.
YOU might not want to get your history from wikipedia.
Kazakhstan is where the apple originates from.
Justin, that will be $300 for your therapy session this week.